We found a pair of black glasses in the costume bin......

And now, a few quid pro quos from our 

official Black Glasses Correspondents...

Buh-ha-ha-ha..... Republicans.

Charles K? Seriously?

Uh, that's ridiculously plebeian...

Utter tripe.
Buh-ha-ha-ha......

Only members of Youth MENSA hold their glasses like this. Don't you wish you were one?

My opinion?
 Oh, don't get me started!

The Starry-Eyed Idealist looks toward the future.....